Modern Vs Ancient Prints

"If you need it to start a fire. I have a lithium ion battery."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Mozart on a computer,

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'Does it come on Disc?'

The dead sea scrolls

Theodore Roosevelt.

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

Digital or analog elevators.

American Gothic lol

Opium Den 2019

Updating the Wedding Car

Queen Victoria discovers the internet

Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab

Enough with the e-readers. Blasphemer! Ooh, I can carry 1,000 books at one time. Ooh, I can download books in an instant. Ohh, I can check out the first chapter without buying. But … But you can't see the cover of the book. There is no cover. So? How can I judge a book reader without seeing their cover?! Fair. Disturbing. But fair.

centaur riding a segway

Obsessives anon -"My name is Hadrian and I build walls."

'Have you ever thought of having yourself digitally restored?'

"I find it so difficult to think of myself as a hunter gatherer."

"There ain't enough room in this season for the both of us."

"Guru" is so pass