Modern Trends Observer T-Shirts

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"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

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"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

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You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

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"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"

"He was much more effective in the field."

"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

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Irony: Then and Now

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"Your sister got another promotion."

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

Old Yarns

"Pour yourself a drink - the news isn't too good"

"Auto reply: I am dead and will have limited access to e-mail."

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'Did you click and send the contents of 'Irving' into the world wide web of humiliation?'

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Today, it's chic to be cheap.

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

"May I air-quote you?"

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'