"Lust and gluttony are so 20th century. Let's give people entitlement and see what happens."
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"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"
"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
Selfie Stick
Glance Exchange
"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"
I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.
Life on Earth - The original chat room.
Politicians are from Uranus.
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."
"What are you doing?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'
You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.
"He was much more effective in the field."
Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....
"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."
Nervous at a party.
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.
Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.
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