Modern Transportation Critic Prints

Carrying a car across a river.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Metrocard error messages

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

'Good Book?'

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Train Arrivals

'I need to work a different shift.'

Torah reading on the subway.

Two Carriages Stuck In A Traffic Jam.

The tube's a nightmare today

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

"Scuber?"

'Passengers without a driver? Sounds like my local rail operator.'

'Strategic rail authority 10 year plan: buy a ticket, wait for the train.'

"He's driving a blue Subaru, looks like he's two minutes away."

Public Transport: Hell

Speed Bump

God redesigns the commuter

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays!

Public transit

"So the microwave's got a popcorn button, but the popcorn bag says don't use the popcorn button, and I'm like, Microwave people! Popcorn people! Get your act together!!"

"It's been a lot less crowded since they introduced a congestion charge."

Easy birth ATM

"Somewhere to cash a cheque, anywhere to cash a cheque."

'Train 'A' leaves London at 8:15am travelling at a speed of 55mph' - 'Train 'B' leaves Edinburgh at 8:55am travelling at a speed of 45mph' - 'If you shout loudly enough at customer services for 15 minutes, what is the probability of getting...'

Dimly Lit Stations: 'Try a lightbulb.'

Meet Miss Subways