Public Transport Critic Prints

Train Timetable: "If I were you I'd get a car."

'Passengers without a driver? Sounds like my local rail operator.'

"Aw shit!"

God redesigns the commuter

'Strategic rail authority 10 year plan: buy a ticket, wait for the train.'

"I'm 100 per cent satisfied that this is a truly terrible train service."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

HS2

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Bus Stop

"I took the road less travelled..."

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

"Yes you are correct, buses have been here recently."

"He misses his commute ."

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Metrocard error messages

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'