Modern Transportation Critic Pillows

Carrying a car across a river.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

Metrocard error messages

'Good Book?'

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Train Arrivals

'I need to work a different shift.'

Torah reading on the subway.

"Scuber?"

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

The tube's a nightmare today

Two Carriages Stuck In A Traffic Jam.

'Passengers without a driver? Sounds like my local rail operator.'

God redesigns the commuter

"It's been a lot less crowded since they introduced a congestion charge."

Speed Bump

'Strategic rail authority 10 year plan: buy a ticket, wait for the train.'

"He's driving a blue Subaru, looks like he's two minutes away."

Dimly Lit Stations: 'Try a lightbulb.'

'How long do we have to wait for a cup holder?'

Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays!

Public Transport: Hell

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

Public transit

"Somewhere to cash a cheque, anywhere to cash a cheque."

'Train 'A' leaves London at 8:15am travelling at a speed of 55mph' - 'Train 'B' leaves Edinburgh at 8:55am travelling at a speed of 45mph' - 'If you shout loudly enough at customer services for 15 minutes, what is the probability of getting...'

Easy birth ATM

Meet Miss Subways