Modern Transportation Enthusiast Pillows

"Scuber?"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

S**t Creek Halt

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"How much if I pedal?"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

One Man and Two Trucks

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

Trainspotters.

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

London underground talks continued