Transportation Aficionados Pillows

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

Acme Bowling Balls: Stay Back 200 Feet! Not Responsible For Striking Windshields!

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

They Always Say That

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Hackney-Coach Stands

How do fish get to work?

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"How much if I pedal?"

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

One Man and Two Trucks

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

'Today man can do anything that birds can do.'

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

Trainspotters.

London underground talks continued

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

"Scuber?"