Modern Thief T-Shirts

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

Spot the difference.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Book Thief in True Crime Department

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

Free WiFi

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

Crime section.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Fencing Venn Graph

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

'I let Facebook and My-Space do most of the leg work. I just park outside houses wearing a trilby.'

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

Baggage Horse

Sign reads - 'We apologise for the theft of The Scream.' 'Felonious Munch.'

'Here's where your father geocached your inheritance.'

'What shall I do with this mega fingerprint?'

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.'

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

No, not buried treasure ... "X" marks the spot with the best wi-fi reception.

GREENLAND

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'We couldn't find any seashells, so we collected these cellphones instead.'

The Sky is falling...Now and Then.

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

"Actually, I'm all out of gold, but I could give you some stock."