Modern-day Trickster T-Shirts

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Shred the plank."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Better luck next time, kid."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

A voodoo doctor.

'Not bad, for naughty.'

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Mime Tug-of-War

Go on! Pick a card.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Scarecrow Directions

Candle Size

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"You call that a KISS?"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.