Modern Therapy Explorers Pillows

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

Self help acupuncture

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Public footpath on a desert island.

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Modern camping

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"My kid could have done that with AI."

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.