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"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

Self help acupuncture

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Modern camping

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

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"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'