Modern Faith Explorers Pillows

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Oh, crap.'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

R.C.I.A.

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

The joy of sects.

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Holy Bible

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'