Modern Faith Explorers Mugs

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'I'm an atheist!'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

The joy of sects.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Holy Bible

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'