Modern Texter Prints

Emoji Conversation

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

You Have 1 New Messages

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

Baby's first text.

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

Valentine's Day texting

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

'They start texting so young these days,'

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

Text Santa

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

John's Early Attempts at Direct Messaging Proved Futile.

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

"Thou," not "you"! "Shalt," not "shallow"! "Sayeth," not "sawtooth"! Gah, I'm gonna smite somebody! God's Autocorrect.

Personal Air Bag.

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

Joe couldn't shake off Ruby... his elderly stalker.

Kaitlyn Buchanan becomes the world's fastest text messager by texting all seven volumes of Harry Potter in 57 minutes and 12 seconds.

WRLD TXT MSG-ING CHMPSHIP.

The text commandments

"Look, I'm not ghosting you. I just have a huge list to deal with right now."

"I can't type, but I can post 75 emoticons per minute."

'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'

You hang up. No, you hang up.