Modern Texter T-Shirts

Emoji Conversation

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

You Have 1 New Messages

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

Baby's first text.

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

Text Santa

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

Valentine's Day texting

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

John's Early Attempts at Direct Messaging Proved Futile.

Personal Air Bag.

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

Joe couldn't shake off Ruby... his elderly stalker.

"I can't type, but I can post 75 emoticons per minute."

'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'

WRLD TXT MSG-ING CHMPSHIP.

The text commandments

"Look, I'm not ghosting you. I just have a huge list to deal with right now."

You hang up. No, you hang up.

Night School Enrolment

'Your baby is a girl and holding a cell phone. Apparently, they're texting younger and younger these days.'