Modern Social Dynamics Fans Prints

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"The unlucky lemming"

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

A child as a pet substitute.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"Call me!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"We need to have a serious talk."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

Bears: 'Mummy, mummy can I sleep over at Jessica's this winter.'

Larry David

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'

Mom's Mortuary

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."