'Why do you keep this job? It's killing you.'
Modern Slavery Critics Gifts
Looking for a meaningful gift for someone passionate about ending modern slavery? Our collection features clever and impactful designs across mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Each item helps raise awareness and shows support for a critical cause. Whether you're celebrating activism or inspiring change, find the perfect piece that speaks to their values and commitment to freedom and human rights.
The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'
"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."
Down With Wikipedia
"Tarzan no want computer."
'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'
Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!
"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."
"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."
'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'
"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "
'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'
"I interpret the death penalty according to the times."
Van Gogh on Instagram.
Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.
"All I got was this participation ribbon."
"This whole forest is getting unbearably gentrified."
'I don't have a cell phone to look at, so I go to the mall and look at people looking at their cell phones.'
Shhhh
'Not Indigent. Just can't afford a life coach, job coach & health coach.'
The Very Thirsty Caterpillar
Hermit on island can't escape modern society.
Obese evolution
Before we begin, I'd like to ask that all cell phones be turned off.
"His coffee's always crap for about a week after the MacArthur genius-grant winners are announced."
"Great flash mob, isn't it?"
"Somewhere to cash a cheque, anywhere to cash a cheque."
Liposuction Drive Thru
"The networks are losing share and you sit there reading?"
To avoid losing his mobile phone George had it chained to the wall
Frank peels away civilizations fragile veneer and, much to his surprise, discovers beautiful hardwood floors underneath.
Baby Barcode Birthmark
"Reject the modern world."
Modern Slavery Critics Gifts Collection
Modern Slavery Critics Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that raise awareness and support the fight against modern slavery. Find a design that speaks to your activism.
Modern Slavery Critics Pillows
Add a message of hope and activism with pillows designed to spread awareness about ending modern slavery.
Modern Slavery Critics Prints
Decorate your space with inspiring prints advocating for human rights and the abolition of modern slavery.
Modern Slavery Critics T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that boldly promote awareness and advocacy against modern slavery, perfect for activists and supporters.