Modern Rituals Prints

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Friday

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Tribal masks.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Nadal's bottles

Indian Face Painting

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

"The baby apologises for missing the Christening, he had an urgent appointment."

Baptism in the Dead Sea

Updating the Wedding Car

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

Dowsing for Coffee

Passover wine - 'I will buy a decent cabaret next year.'

Woman indicates church's no-smoking sign: "Does this mean no more burning of incense?"

The traditional pre-game prayer.

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

Sacrificial effigy dancing.