
Holy Water.
Beautiful prints that capture the essence of modern rituals and reflective living. Perfect for inspiring mindfulness and adding a thoughtful touch to any space.
Holy Water.
"Personally, I'm a doer."
"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."
"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"
Mice 25¢
Maternity Hospital
Trump attempting to pull down the thinker
Gone to seed.
"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"
"Better safe than sorry, son."
"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."
'Have your daily bread every other day.'
Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.
"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."
"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"
Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."
Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.
Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges
After hours TV.
"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"
Office Hazing
'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'
"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"
'We no longer handle the contracting out part. We contract that out.'
Seder Plate Symbols Explained
"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"
'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'
Baptism in the Dead Sea
'I'm sure that once the 'new hire' stigma fades, they'll warm up a bit,,,'
'You'll have to excuse me. I'm not used to talking to people, in real-time, without using a mobile device.'
Last Stage of Human Evolution wonders "Where's my TV?"
Desert island 'Help' cards
"No, anointing oil does not come in different grades depending on the application."
'Richard, control yourself! You're swirling counter-clockwise in public!'
The pig issue.
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