Modern Rituals Mugs

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Friday

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Tribal masks.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Nadal's bottles

Indian Face Painting

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

Baptism in the Dead Sea

"The baby apologises for missing the Christening, he had an urgent appointment."

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

Updating the Wedding Car

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

Dowsing for Coffee

Passover wine - 'I will buy a decent cabaret next year.'

Woman indicates church's no-smoking sign: "Does this mean no more burning of incense?"

Holy Water.

"Except for the actual sacrifice, all this is largely symbolic."

'You always over dress for these rituals.'