Modern Retelling Appreciator Pillows

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Nanki Poo

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"We pay the living dead wage."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Gluten-free Santa

Ivan Bunin

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

People admire a freshly painted wall

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

King Commute.

'Bacon? It's more like squashed sausages!'

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

"My Dad has a way of making a long story even longer."

Michelangelo's David

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

Do Not Sneer.

"Dude, why can't I pinch to zoom?"

Magritte character has apples hanging from hat like corks, Australian-style.

'Look as an artist, you're awful but if we tell no one, we'll make a fortune.'

Nude Descending a Staircase

'Actually I was hoping to meet a knight in shining armour!'

Hedgehogs revenge.

"Your unfinished Pollock is very nice, but wouldn't it look better on the wall?"