"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."
Modern Problems Aficionado Mugs
Start their day with a chuckle! Our mugs for the modern problems aficionado feature witty designs that bring humor to everyday frustrations—perfect for coffee or tea that fuels their problem-solving spirit.
"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."
"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."
"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"
"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."
'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'
T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.
"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."
"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"
"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"
Kiwi Ingenuity
"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."
"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."
"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."
'Where you went wrong' Desk.
"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"
'I hear what you're saying, Bert. But in my experience, most complex business problems require more than cookie-cutter solutions!'
"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."
"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.
Umbrella Roof
Business Confusion
"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"
A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.
'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'
"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"
Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.
Garden of Earthly Delights
"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."
"You need to learn to solve your own problems."
'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'
Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.
The News in Capsule Form.
It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.
'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'
Modern Problems Aficionado Mugs Collection
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