Modernist Aficionado Mugs

Virginia Woolf.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Well....I could've done this!"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Jackson Pollock Studio

Art Gallery.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

James Joyce.

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Damien Hirst Cafe

Tracey Emin's Bed

James Joyce

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

The Screeeen!

Virginia Woolf

James Joyce

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

Anton Chekhov

Artist in formaldehyde

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

I always wanted to be a muse.