Modernist Aficionado Prints

Virginia Woolf.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Well....I could've done this!"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Jackson Pollock Studio

Art Gallery.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

James Joyce.

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

'Of course this makes your old masters al look now so very contrived.'

Tracey Emin's Bed

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

James Joyce

Damien Hirst Cafe

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

The Screeeen!

"The secret to creating great art is knowing when to stop."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

Anton Chekhov

James Joyce

Virginia Woolf

Invisible throng murmuring appreciation of invisible art at London's Hayward Gallery.

Artist in formaldehyde

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'