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Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

The ten ammendments

"I have an app for that."

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Is there an audio edition?"

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

The Good Samaritan.

You Have 1 New Messages

"...And forgive the congregation member who left their cell phone on and it rang during the sermon!"

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

Selfie Acrobat

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

Modern Football

How to go through life attentively with Marshimallo Yogi

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

"We've had to rename it, no one watches talk shows anymore."

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

Cat selfie

'Can you get them on an e-reader?'

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

"I just found an Eastern philosophy that's very accepting of S.U.Vs."

"That's a portrait photographer. He take youies."