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'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Horseshoes...Samson-style

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

Joseph and his coat

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Noah's Nark.

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

"...And forgive the congregation member who left their cell phone on and it rang during the sermon!"

"Are we there yet?