Modern Miscommunication T-Shirts

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"I meant the dog!"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

When you said it was a place with women and a bar I didn't think you meant a ballet class.

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

Shoot...not literally, of course.

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"What makes you think you can patronize me?"

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

'I gave you permission to Skype my class, not skip it.'

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

You were right -- She's not trying to high-five us!

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

"Not bad, but I said, 'Stay'."

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'