Modern Merchant T-Shirts

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

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Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"It's the most hostile takeover I've ever been involved in"

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

The dead sea scrolls

Music to their ears.

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

The Lesser Pyramids

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

High end of the market...

Financial Times / Grandmother Prices

Captain Thomas Coram.

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

Vendo Tree.

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

Frank and Ernie's Cactus and Balloon Shop. This may be the worst idea we've ever had.

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

I'm on a productivity drive.

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

HOT DOGS - Pay-per-chew

Sailor and Mermaid Kiss on a Mine.

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."