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The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Do you have an appointment?"

Wikipedia...

God's Phone

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

Witches of Instagram

"I have an app for that."

The ten ammendments

"All the celebrities come here."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

"You're on mute."

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

Crystal Ball Plug

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Snake with headphones.

God's Phone

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

End of world nigh!!!

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.