Modern Inventions Pillows

'I hate these new DVD's, I can't figure out how to rewind them..'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I told you it would be useful.'

Thinking Gears

The first car accident.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Raincloud Umbrella

Walking Luggage.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'There's nothing on.'

Bright Idea

The First Fire Stick

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

The discovery of electricity...

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Now you can send it."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner