Modern Inventions Mugs

'I hate these new DVD's, I can't figure out how to rewind them..'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I told you it would be useful.'

Thinking Gears

The first car accident.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Raincloud Umbrella

Walking Luggage.

Edison: The Early Years,

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'There's nothing on.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Bright Idea

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

The First Fire Stick

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"Now you can send it."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

The discovery of electricity...

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'