Modern Innovations Gifts

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

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'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"What's a patent?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

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"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

' A good idea '

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

The Map of the human brain

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Any questions?"

Robotic Man

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."