Modern Idolater Gifts

The New Gods

Louis Armstrong

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Elfie Stick

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"From this you make a living?"

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

7 More Dwarfs

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Mime Tug-of-War

The David Blaine

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Space travel

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

'To be honest Mr Gregson, I've seen better escapologists, goodnight.'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Magician at the Airport

"Ah, sweatpants."

Tintoretto

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

Magic Trick

Vik and Fabrini.

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

Modern Charm

Why stocks go up forever.