Modern Hell Enthusiasts Prints

'Tarpits are so passe. Modern Hell offers people a choice between wind turbines or High Speed 2 in their back yards.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"From this you make a living?"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

"After years of low level burglaries, Robin Hood started to steal from the rich using a sophisticated Ponzi scheme."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

Children Of The Coronavirus

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Dracula sees his reflection in the mirror.

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

'Guess who.'

"Well, you may have been given the brain of a madman... but you did get excellent teeth!"

Throw you away