Modern Food Adventurers Mugs

"I know it's Thanksgiving. This is turkey pizza."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

La Table

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

6 Brothers Falafel

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Rump roast?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Bermuda Triangles

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Now here's a place I like!'