Modern Family Explorers Pillows

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Who can we call?"

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Are we there yet?'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Modern camping

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

Childhood Screen Addict

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

Gadget freak.

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

Tunnel Mural

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.