Modern Family Explorers Mugs

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Who can we call?"

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Are we there yet?'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Modern camping

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Childhood Screen Addict

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

Gadget freak.

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

Tunnel Mural

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."