Modern Family Connector Mugs

"Mom, Dad, this is Ryan. From now he'll be managing all of my emoji and GIF responses in your ridiculously long family text message threads."

Networking

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

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"Me? I thought you were raising them."

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Coronovirus dreams

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

"And the lovely, little daughter understood her daddy was tired from harvesting people's personal data all day and went to sleep. The end."

"This has been fun, Dad, but I need to spend more quality time with my smartphone."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.'

'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'

'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?'

"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you."

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

'Mom, Kevin just asked me to live with him!'

"Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calve's stepfather?"

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

"Can you hold that thought until I consult my new 'Excuses For Mom' app?"