Modern Eros Pillows

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Tree house.

Convenience.

"Who can we call?"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Is there an audio edition?"

"But is it content?"

The Big Picture

Gadget freak.

Millais - Cubist Period

Dave :)

"It must be pouring outside."

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Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

Tunnel Mural

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

Abstract portrait art.