Modern-day Buccaneer T-Shirts

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

Pirate

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Free speech isn't cheap!

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"How many letters can you read?"

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Corporate pirate.

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Financial Pirates

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

Pirate King

Pirate

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.

Pirate Radio

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"Next time I'm getting a parrot instead of a woodpecker!"

"By combing 21st century investment strategies with your traditional methods, we put all your booty into bitcoins and buried them under a palm tree in Trinidad."

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

Pirate King

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

'He's murder on the high C's.'

Pirate: 'No No No,you BLITHERING Dunderheads! We do that AT Sea!!'

Practical pirate.

The pirates didn't see Aye to Aye.

"You are using an unregistered copy of this software...please register..."

'I didn't know there was a blue heron of happiness.'