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Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"How many letters can you read?"

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Corporate pirate.

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"They've replaced the company car."

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

Financial Pirates

'He's having a bad feather day.'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Pirate King

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

"I feel more connected with a hybrid schedule."

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.

"Next time I'm getting a parrot instead of a woodpecker!"

'He's murder on the high C's.'

'Warning - no cell phone service next 20 miles.'

Practical pirate.

"When did you buy that Hoover?"

Pirate: 'No No No,you BLITHERING Dunderheads! We do that AT Sea!!'

The pirates didn't see Aye to Aye.

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

"You are using an unregistered copy of this software...please register..."

"I can't wait for the invention of the food truck."

"That's right—a gallon of sparkling and a gallon of still. Are you ready for the credit card?"

"Oui, je suis Francaise. . . How did you know?"

"The Heretic" - Imitation log fire