Buccaneer Buff T-Shirts

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

Pirate

Pirate King

'Oh Hi!'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bumble Bee

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

'Can I have flies with that'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Egg Buggy

"How many letters can you read?"

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Big Boy Foot

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Vacant possession.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Easter bunny Island.

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

A centi-stampede.

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'