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'This is what I call a gastro pub! Boudin of squid with tomato compote and herb crusted loin of lamb...'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

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'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

Cupid

"Would you like to meet Kate? She's an acceptable risk."

'Let's do lunch.'

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"I didn't die. . . I just haven't been on social media much."

Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.

'Your credit card or mine?'

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

"I'm thinking about going big."

"I'm so shallow."

And do you promise to love, honour and take out a whopping great pension.

"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"

"We need to text about our relationship."

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

Carol sensed some negative vibes from her date when he pulled out a laptop and began perusing other women's profiles.

'Would it be too forward of me to give you a tweet?'

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

"This one's different, mummy, he wants me for my brain."