Modern Cooks Pillows

The slow cooker changed everything

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Counting ribs

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"You do like octopus?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

A heart shaped cake

Hungry child

"You're the lid to my pot."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Cookbooks

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Children's Feast.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Beach Barbecue

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Needs salt!'