Modern Clergyman T-Shirts

Find stylish and witty t-shirts crafted for the modern clergyman with a creative twist. These tees combine faith, humor, and personality—perfect for church service or casual Sundays.

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'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

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"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?" mockup

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

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"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

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"...until death do you a favor."

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Cleric with bible briefcase.

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'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?' mockup

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

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"Freshly ground pepper?"

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'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?' mockup

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

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'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.' mockup

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

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"I'm going on a retreat."

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Vicar wearing sunglasses.

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'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.' mockup

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

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"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee." mockup

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

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"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition." mockup

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

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"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?" mockup

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

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'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.' mockup

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

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"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious." mockup

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

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"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"My name's God, and I approve this message." mockup

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

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Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout. mockup

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

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"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ." mockup

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

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'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.' mockup

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

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SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy. mockup

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

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"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

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