"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."
Modern Childhood Critic Mugs
Start their day with a laugh with mugs that celebrate the modern childhood critic. Perfect for coffee or hot chocolate, these mugs feature witty designs that capture their candid, playful spirit.
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."
The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.
"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."
"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."
"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."
"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."
"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."
Early Man Late Man
"Tarzan no want computer."
Daily Routine
"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."
"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."
"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."
'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'
Man calling Phone Privacy Centre
'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'
"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."
Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated
"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."
'It's not gifts I want, but someone who listens.'
Medical Bracelet
"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."
"I medicate first and ask questions later."
A beach has meters.
"Those aren't drones. Those are birds. You need to get out more."
"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"
"Power! Power!"
'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'
"I forgot to call in dead."
Kingdom of Heaven- Exact Change Only
Modern Childhood Critic Mugs Collection
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