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These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Crap from the future.

Crap from the future.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Modern Life Blues

Modern Life Blues

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

A boy and his spin patrol.

A boy and his spin patrol.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Childhood Screen Addict

Childhood Screen Addict

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

"Very funny."

"Very funny."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Kids' energy levels

Kids' energy levels

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

'They sort of grow on you.'

'They sort of grow on you.'

"He looks so natural."

"He looks so natural."

"Those aren't drones. Those are birds. You need to get out more."

"Those aren't drones. Those are birds. You need to get out more."

'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!'

'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!'

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."

"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."

The meaning of life...

The meaning of life...

'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.'

'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.'

"A book is kind of like a paper Kindle."

"A book is kind of like a paper Kindle."

Swings Doctor

Swings Doctor

"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."

"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."

"Pop-up prison."

"Pop-up prison."

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