These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!
Modern Childhood Analysts Prints
Decorate their favorite space with vibrant prints that celebrate modern childhood analysis—enriching rooms with inspiration for curious young minds.
"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."
"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."
Crap from the future.
'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'
"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
Modern Life Blues
"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."
"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."
Typical bored kid of the New Millennium
"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"
"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"
A boy and his spin patrol.
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
Childhood Screen Addict
"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."
"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."
"Very funny."
"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."
Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".
Kids' energy levels
Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".
'They sort of grow on you.'
"He looks so natural."
"Those aren't drones. Those are birds. You need to get out more."
'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!'
"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."
The meaning of life...
'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.'
"A book is kind of like a paper Kindle."
Swings Doctor
"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."
"Pop-up prison."
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