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'Since I switched to eTextbooks, my backpack is lighter and my posture has improved.'

'If it isn't operated by remote, he isn't interested.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

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Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The DaVinci Code

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

The Bookworm

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Thomas Mann.

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Blue Stockings

Television Readers.

Honoré de Balzac

No-Work Orange