Modern Accommodation Lover Mugs

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Snoopy with Laptop

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

Le Corbusier

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

A shared passion

'Everyone's depressed after income tax week, Cathy.'

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

"I know, I know. I already got your text, your email, and that robocall on the home phone."